Things Aren't Always Certain

rnedia:

3 more weeks until i dont get laid on valentines day

no different than any other valentines day 

mataring:

sadly

mataring:

sadly

Why have feelings for people when you can stand in traffic and obtain the same results?
everything-healthy:

Yuck. That soda craving is gone.

fun looking at this while drinking soda :3

everything-healthy:

Yuck. That soda craving is gone.

fun looking at this while drinking soda :3

Why am i freaking?

one of my best friends just had sex 4 times in 2 days, and i find it completely disgusting. its not a girl he loves, they aren’t going out, they are “just friends”. i mean i’m not a complete wet towel when it comes to sex and stuff but this is just eating me. i’ve lost so much respect for him and i don’t really know why, its not that big of a deal. is it?

Reblog with a different word for boobs, only use one that hasn't been used yet.
Boobs.
Tits
Breasticles.
Tatas
Teetons
Shadaims
Melons
Large Tracks of Land
Squish pillows
Rack
Funbags
Reblog if I can be your friend.
should i be worried?

my girlfriend is going to kareoke with her ex should i be worried? if so what should i do? shes 2 hours away so driving there and going with her is out of the question.